Purse Piglet - Long Form Ad
**PLEASE NOTE! I do not own the Purse Piglet. It is a creation of the minds behind The Griffon’s Saddlebags. I found it to be an amazing and cute item to feature so I built this long form ad around it.
Are you sick and tired of going to pay for things only to find out you’re missing coin or worse yet your whole coin purse?
Look no further than the stylish, cute, and practical Purse Piglet!
Hey there Adventurers! Let me take a moment of your time and tell you that not all is lost in bustling cities like Neverwinter, Baldur’s Gate, or Waterdeep!
Here is why.
Clearly there are plenty of thieves that just want your coin purse or anything else about your person and you are a rather skillful adventurer. What if I told you there was another solution than your coin purse, (or if you’re lucky enough) your bag of holding?
The Purse Piglet is your solution. This wonderous, yet rare item is well worth the weight of the gold you may carry on your person! It’ll help take the weight out of your pockets and let it walk alongside you, if not in this plane than its own little pocket dimension.
This cute little piglet figurine is glazed with a friendly and adorable pink coating that’s soft to the touch with its own corked hole in the top for easy coin purging.
Easy coin purging?
Don’t be alarmed, my friend. This little piggy won’t go, “wee, wee, wee” just for anyone.
Once you have purchased this fine Purse Piglet, you simply drop a coin in the piglet and replace the stopper. With the magic lacing through it, (and your coin), the piglet springs to life and imprints on you, its new owner.
This Purse Piglet
Tells you exactly how much coin you have fed it with a gentle shake and happy oink.
Spits out exact change when you, (or your ally if you do have traveling companions) asks for it.
Squeals with glee and prance about you when you make a deposit.Is exceptionally loyal, listening only to commands from its owner and whoever the owner chooses.
Walks beside you and vanishes if it gets too far away. 30 feet or more from you.
Returns when you speak the command phrase, “Come home, little piggy” so it is never lost.
Also, can be returned to its pocket dimension with the phrase, “Go to market, little piggy.”
This little piglet will not hold anything but coins and reluctantly takes electrum as it is. Do you blame it though? Electrum pieces are hard to divide and by far the most useless coin in circulation.
This little pig even regenerates with all of the coin you left inside if it does break. It does take one to four days depending on the roll of the dice but that can be a good thing if one is in the midst of danger.
Speaking of danger there is one warning that should be said for all things that are dimensional objects. Never place this Purse Piglet into a Bag of Holding or something similar. You likely will get sucked into another plane of existence and all of your coin and items in the Bag of Holding will be destroyed.
Beyond that one drawback though there is no better place to hold your coin be it on an adventure or in town.
There are only five of these available for the cost of 3,000 gold pieces each at Atypical Alchemy where all your alchemy needs and more have been satisfied for over 175 years.
Any Adventurer worth their salt wouldn’t want to pass this opportunity up.
Buy now while supplies last.
